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The riders left the shop—in a short and snappy manner that puts the beginning of this Recap to shame—and managed to say goodbye to freeways for good in about 5 miles. They rode north on winding back roads through orchards and small towns, past grandmother’s, past Little Red’s, even past Laine’s house, and on and on, until forty-five miles later, they reached the Ojai gas station that is the last fuel stop before crossing the Los Padres range on Highway 33.
and was in fact last to show up at the next stop. Ventura and Santa Barbara riders joined the Newbury Park group, bringing the total to 14. The next stop was over 50 miles away. The ride
was designed so that individual riders could maintain whatever pace they wanted, but except for one rider far ahead, and Dan on the DRZ, who was soon a couple minutes behind, the group rode together at a pace on the quicker side of middling.
Well and good; it was a beautiful day, warm, and all the snow had melted from the mountains with the last warm rains. There were small puddles on the shoulder here and there, but the pavement was dry, clean, and exquisitely tailored long ago by some motorcycle-loving civil engineer. The riders swept along through the hills and valleys like glittering (noisy) fish swaying easily through the topography of a reef.
Three hundred and eighty-six sweeping turns later, climbing up out of a broad, oak-infested valley, the main group finally overtook the rider who had left not only ahead of them but just ahead of his bike as well.


They hit the road again, Laine racing ahead to catch a few photos of Doug hauling his Captain USA bike.
In short order, the entire group was gathered at the Santa Barbara Pistachio Company in (or at least near) a microdot of a town called Ventucopa, in the Cuyama Valley. This was our staging area for the first unpaved portion of the day; an introductory tour of Ballinger Canyon OHV area. Tire pressures were lowered, ABS systems ripped out, shock pre-loads adjusted, and long, fervent prayers were sung in shaky, helmet-muffled voices. Arne Anselm and Jules Neale, both riding R100s over a decade old, exuded a sense of calm self-assurance they must have been channeling from the seasoned, more experienced bikes. It was beautiful riding weather, and Eric and Ali were debating over several good road-riding options for their return trip. They were headed back down 33 toward Lockwood Valley road only a minute or two before the rest of the riders turned the other way. In about four miles the group was riding up a narrow asphalt trail into Ballinger Canyon.

Once that was over, we took a quick breather, regrouped, and went over the Plan again. The Plan was that capable, prudent, responsible riders would carry on up the main canyon on the main trail (you can tell it’s the main trail because it never gets narrower than 8 feet wide), and the foolhardy, irresponsible kook riders would attempt the dreaded Trail 23. You could tell Trail 23 was not the main trail because it was rarely over two and a half feet wide. I’m not naming any names, but Don Gordon and Phil Wren opted to join Laine on 23. Oops, I messed that up. Oh, and my Back and Delete buttons are both at the cleaners…
Dan Goldstien had lived through a previous visit to Ballinger, and offered to keep a weather eye on the main trail group. That may (or may not) be why, during a break on Trail 23 to rest weary forearm muscles, Laine heard on the radio that only one bike from the main group had gone off a cliff and into a tree (or bush; there was some static on the line), and that everything was fine and the bike would soon be retrieved.
[Okay; I lied: The Trail 23 group wasn’t just resting weary forearms. Phil had inadvertently hit a rock with his big toe, hard, and had insisted on his right to a brief whining stop, which Don and Laine—their offers to remove the offending appendage having been refused—were in the process of enduring. So if this was a lame reality show instead of the amazing monthly dual sport phenomenon it is, it would still be hard to pick which team won and which team lost, not to mention who was going to get sent home and have to do that snappy brief and bogus interview about how satisfied they were with the way things worked out, just the same… But I digress.]
Trail 23 posed several challenges. It begins very steeply, and is very narrow and twisting, requiring precise power control that only comes with constant feathering of the clutch, brakes, and throttle. Thus the tired forearms. It was mostly dry, but here and there, short sections of clay were still muddy; a rider might suddenly find himself sliding sideways on a trail about three feet wide—which is to say, might find himself in a bush. There were climbs covered in large loose rocks. There were steps worn into some steep sections, invariably spaced so the front and rear tires would drop off their steps simultaneously, causing a sudden drop during a steep and sometimes loose or turning descent. There were places where navigating the terrain required standing on the pegs, but the overhanging brush was touching the tops of the windscreens.
Trail 23 splits a ways before it meets the main trail (Trail 24) again, and Trail 24 ends just a short ways beyond. There was, apparently, some controversy about where, exactly, the end of Trail 24 was. For the purposes of this ride, it ends where Andy Trabucco’s 1200 GSA went off the edge and into a tree. Doug Ford was good enough to park his Dakar in such a way that it A) marked a fairly safe point to call the “end of the trail”; and B) kept all those smug dirt bikers from getting up far enough to see that one of us dual sport guys had rode off a cliff (again).
Don, fully aware of the even steeper descents expected on DSR 07, opted to try the steep descent. Riders on the tail end of Trail 24 could see him inching down the slope. There are a couple tricks that make this sort of a descent a possibility. One is to largely avoid the rear brake, which will tend to make the rear end slide to the side, around, and eventually past the front tire on insanely steep, snail’s-pace descents. Another is to maintain a snail’s pace. Another often-useful tactic is to start in the deepest rut, from the very top: That way, there is nothing to accidentally slip down into. Using these tricks, and the hover-support system we stole from the spaceship in the morning, Don maneouvered to a point on the hillside from which he could safely coast the rest of the way down. A few moments later he came hurtling up to the waiting group, knobbies tossing bits of wet soil.
Phil, fully aware of the steep single-track descents expected on March’s ride, opted for the stairway. From Arne’s rest spot in the shade of a small Pinyon pine, Phil could just be seen edging through juniper and more Pinyon on the facing slope. We could see him bouncing now and then down sections of stairs. Phil too arrived in short order, and Andy’s bike having been retrieved, the group promptly split up again.
Dan Goldstien opted for the main trail, and Laine lead the other group, which consisted of Don and Phil, Jules Neale, and Brian Voorhees.
Laine’s group enjoyed fairly tame single-track riding on some short loops along a meandering bluff that affords a panoramic view of Qatal Valley to the south. Everything was going well—until the mud. It didn’t look too bad, at first. It was a little slippery, not too wet… Laine slipped through about the third patch, a long bit at the base of a sharp turning climb into a section narrowed by overgrown brush. He stopped at a fairly flat, open spot, and waited. Jules came up. Some engines revved below, and in a moment, Phil came up.
Ten minutes later, Laine walked back down to the mud patch. He found Brian stuck in it, with Don waiting just behind him. The mud had built up on Brian’s front tire; when he moved the bike, the front tire would slide without spinning. He would definitely not be continuing up the climb; it took a lot of pulling and grunting and heaving just to get the bike turned around. After several minutes repeating Brian’s experience, Don had to turn around too. Here’s a shot of Jules and Phil feeling bad for them:
Laine, Jules, and Phil continued on to the point where the two (now three) groups planned to meet before taking Trail 40 back to Highway 33. When they arrived at the intersection, they found only Terry Eannetta and Arne Anselm waiting for them. It turned out that the trail Terry and Arne had taken to the meeting point was very muddy in places also. The others had opted to follow Trail 24 back to the highway.
After a
long, fruitless wait for Don and Brian, the group followed Trail 40 down descending ridgelines and canyons, finally emerging through Pistachio orchards onto 33. They returned to the Pistachio Company, only a mile or so away, to find the rest of the group re-hydrating in the shade, and trading stories—except for Brian and Don. Laine was just drawing up a search plan when they rode into sight. They pulled up to the bike awning; Brian stepped off, walked around to the front of his handlebars, and punched his bike right in the mouth.


It had been incredibly frustrating, apparently: The 1200 GSes ridden by Brian and Don have low front fenders, very close to the front tire. Mud had built up under the fender, and dried—rather quickly due to friction from the tire—into little adobe bricks. These bricks had been rubbing on the tire treads, wearing grooves and ridges into the tires! The riders had spent a lot of time trying to get the mud out, but the tight space between the fender and tire made the task next to impossible. The hunt is on for an aftermarket “low” front fender that is higher than the BMW version….
Once Laine’s pull-cord was completely retracted, he and Dan joined the ride up Qatal. The sand proved somewhat firm--for sand. The most intriguing aspect of riding the riverbed might have been the absence of a clearly marked trail. At times, it was clear where many other vehicles had passed, but often, a rider had to choose his own line along a gently climbing swath of sand about 200 feet wide, broken up by randomly placed ruts, piles of woody debris, patches of scrubby growth, and the intermittent rock pile or large, water-smoothed boulder. It was a different kind of off-road riding, allowing riders to ride side-by-side, changing lines on a whim, carrying enough speed to cause a breeze.
Qatal Canyon Road offers another unique terrain. It is a very broad, generally well-groomed fire road that—except for four or five broad turns in about ten miles—runs straight as a dime across the gentle alluvial slope of the north side of Qatal Canyon. Being so placed, there are dozens of small washes crossing the road, and many, many tall erosion berms that cross the road at a slight angle,
guiding potential floodwater off the roadway. The road is razor straight for miles at a time, except for up and down, in which direction it weaves more or less continuously. At least, at about 60 mph, fast enough to turn the erosion berms into wheelie launchers, it seems like you hit one every few seconds. The only drawback is, riding across a wash at that speed is either challenging or crazy, depending on whether the recent rains have caused a buildup of loose sand to flow across the road, or have dug a foot-deep, two-foot wide trench across the bottom of the huge, steep, suddenly appearing dip in the road you are flying down…
In our case, the washes managed merely to rip the tail light clean off Phil’s F650. Laine and Dan caught up to the others just past the wash that did it: It appeared that Phil’s bike had bottomed hard enough that the force snapped the light fixture’s plastic mounting bracket. Once freed—as shown in this photo—of the burden of hauling that taillight around, Phil road—as shown in this photo—with a newfound sense of freedom and joy.
Across the street from where Qatal Canyon abuts Highway
33 is a swath of grass backed by a low rock wall in the shade of some
tall trees. You can see far up Qatal Canyon, and for miles in either direction along 33. The DSR 06 A-Team (why is it always 5 guys?) gathered up for a little R & R. The late afternoon sun was mild, the weather was perfect. They spent some quality time lounging around, chatting about the Phil’s 60 mph ballet routine, and polishing off the snacks. Andy was worried about the possibility of turning into a pumpkin—or of being turned into one, maybe—and started readjusting his tire pressure for the ride home. Dan “McGyver” Goldstien whipped out his “Rescue Tape” and raided his zip tie stash; in a few minutes Phil’s taillight was operating within normal parameters.
Not that we would need taillights on Section Four. Yes, there was still more unpavement, for those who just, don’t, know, when, to quit. That includes Laine, Phil, Dan, and Don. For the next fifteen miles of homeward riding, 33 paralleled the great, broad Cuyama riverbed. For almost half of that distance, the riverbed is a designated Forest trail. When the riders turned off the highway to access the trail, Andy waved goodbye and continued his long homeward ride.
Going from the Qatal riverbed to the Cuyama riverbed is like going from surfing at County Line to surfing at Maverick’s; there is a lot more sand in the Cuyama riverbed than there is in the Qatal. And a foot or two below it all is—more sand. In fact, the only thing at all in the riverbed other than sand is water mud two-foot tall sand-ridges tree-root balls derelict pickup trucks coyotes and big imposing granitic boulders which are really uncomfortable to hit at any speed which is exactly what Laine did at one point but first, the riders had to get by the moat and berm system piled up by some tractor. Don did not. His bike sank far enough into the loosened, piled sand that when he “fell”, the bike was left standing straight up like a fork in a can of Denison’s Chili.
After the extraction process, Don got the hang of it, and was soon sailing across the sand.
And through the mud.
The others kept up as best they could. It was getting late. As it got darker, the riverbed got progressively more challenging. Maintaining pretty good speed in the sand is key, and in a riverbed, doing that means keeping good tabs from a significant distance on any obstacles you are approaching, so that you can make smooth, early course corrections. The darker it got, the harder it was to see upcoming obstacles at a distance. We began to need to make sudden swerves, like this one.
the repeated falls—well, let’s be clear: The repeated picking-up of the four hundred pound bike—more challenging to recover from, but had likely contributed to the falls happening in the first place. After a brief rest, the two met Don and Phil at the crossing in short order. Dan led the group well away from the sand; they parked on the side of Highway 33, and prepared for the ride back to Ojai. Dan had lowered the HP-2’s adjustable suspension, and pumped air into it in the light from Dan and Phil’s headlights.

The group had an otherwise uneventful, even peaceful, evening ride into Ojai, and stopped at the first station to fuel up. Don was struggling hard with his obtuse headlight when the blue truck pulled into the station. Laine watched carefully. It pulled into the stall beside Don.
“I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you!” Chris repeated. Well, that was the general sentiment, anyway. The riders slowly worked out that having a professional mechanic show up at a gas station at night and fix your bike for you might be desirable, and eventually Chris ended up completely removing and reinstalling Don’s headlight. And he bored out the cylinders, too, so now Don’s horsepower is up 20% and his bike is slightly lighter than it was.
Chris and Official BMW Motorcycles of Ventura County Happy Customer Don Gordon shook hands goodbye. Chris and his wife headed back to Ventura, but the riders had one more stop to make. You know those great after-ride meals you get to read about once a month in these recaps? We had another one. After, we were just rejuvenated enough to pose for a last group shot before heading home, another day gloriously seized.
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